This is the best thing I have ever seen.
I forgot to cat
this pops into my head every once in awhile going on maybe a year now. so i thought if i post it, it will be unloaded from my memory banks.
the longer i stare at it the funnier it gets
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw
LOVE THIS